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“Alright. I
guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again!” – George Costanza, trying
to get himself fired from his job so that he can accept a better
one.
It is
springtime again, a time for college football practice,
baseball’s beginning, and the Golden State Warriors’ annual trip
to the NBA Draft Lottery. A season which began with so much hype
and hope has yet again dissolved into a cornucopia of mental
mistakes, missed shots, matador defense, injuries, poor
coaching, and an over-reliance on useless veterans. Most
Warriors fans have turned to thinking about who the next lottery
pick savior will be, how well Monta Ellis, Andris Biedrins, and
Ike Diogu will develop, if Baron Davis will ever find himself on
a treadmill or exercise bike, and who the next coach will be
when Mike Montgomery is finally relieved of his duties. All of
these thoughts have one overarching theme: the desperate need to
make the playoffs and do it fast. But my fellow Warriors fans
should step back and look at the bigger picture, one that
dictates that the Warriors tank next season in order to maximize
their chances at landing the #1 pick, Greg Oden.
First, a
little background. Greg Oden is a seven foot, 245 pound center
who will be a freshman at Ohio State next year. The humble young
center is one of the most decorated high school basketball
players ever. He has been the Gatorade National Boys (high
school) Basketball Player of the Year each of the last two
years. LeBron James is the only other player to win the award
twice. Oden is nearly universally seen as the top prospect in
his high school class, which is considered one of the best
classes of the last decade. Oden is not only viewed as an easy
choice for the number one overall pick in 2007, but was also
seen as the likely number one overall pick in 2006, 2005, and
2004 (yes, as a high school sophomore, and above man-child
Dwight Howard) had he been eligible for those drafts.
Additionally, he is an honors student and lacks the ego which
accompanies nearly every other highly touted young American
athlete, often leading to their downfall or at the very least a
poor work ethic.
I have been
a Warriors fan since the early 1990s. In that time I have seen
one winning season, one playoff series, and zero playoff wins. I
have seen over a half dozen coaching changes and several people
of varying qualifications and ineptitude pass the mantle of
front office leadership to one another. I have seen an NBA
player refer to the Warriors organization and team as a “bunch
of clowns” and a player who was on the team skip the last few
months of the year to work on his golf game (and then watched in
slightly jealous amazement as the team actually sent him home on
a paid suspension to continue with this plan). I have seen the
team trade a young Chris Webber for Tom Gugliotta, then trade
Googs for Donyell Marshall, and ‘Yell for Danny Fortson, who
then got a big long-term contract (and an even bigger rear end).
I watched
the team choose coach and personnel guru Don Nelson over Webber
and then run off Nelson shortly thereafter (and to top it off,
owner Chris Cohan then sued Nelson). I watched them side with
Latrell Sprewell in a dispute with Tim Hardaway and give the
purveyor of the UTEP two-step (along with Chris Gatling, who
would make the All Star team a year later) away to Miami for
Bimbo Coles (lesson of the day: never entrust your team to a man
named Bimbo) and Kevin Willis, who was seemingly born over the
hill. I watched as the Warriors choked with the #1 overall pick
(Joe Smith), and as the franchise player (Sprewell) choked the
coach. I watched as they tried to void Sprewell’s contract and
were rebuffed by an arbitrator, and as they traded Sprewell to
New York for Terry Cummings, John Starks, and Chris Mills.
Sprewell led the Knicks to the finals; Mills led his posse in an
armed post-game attack on the Portland Trailblazers’ team bus in
the Oakland Arena parking lot.
I stayed
with them through a refusal to trade Smith for Jason Kidd, and
through the drafting of Todd Fuller over the likes of Kobe
Bryant, Steve Nash, Jermaine O’Neal, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, and
Peja Stojakovic. I stuck with them when they drafted Adonal
Foyle over Tracy McGrady and then held a press conference to
announce that Foyle had more upside than McGrady. I stood by the
team when Gilbert Arenas’ snake-tongue was revealed on his way
to Washington, and the subsequent tearing apart of the first
promising team the franchise had seen in a decade.
Many say
they have stayed with their favorite team through thick and
thin. I have yet to experience the thick, but I am willing to
wait one more year, to lose 60 or 65 games if it means we get to
right the wrong of 1985 and get the most celebrated big man
prospect to come through the draft perhaps since Patrick Ewing.
The reason
for this is not some kind of masochism or other need for pain.
It is simply the recognition that the goal of any franchise
should be to be the best, to win at the highest level possible.
The playoffs should not be a destination but merely a milestone
on the way to greater achievement. The Warriors, as constituted,
are good enough to make the playoffs. Given the right matchups,
they could even win a series or maybe two. But the Warriors have
nowhere near the talent and acumen, not to mention dedication
and professionalism, to win an NBA championship.
Some of my
fellow faithful will disagree and say that we have suffered
enough, that we need to taste the playoffs and worry about what
to do from there later. It has been a long time since we tasted
the sweet nectar of the NBA playoffs. This spring there are
students graduating from high schools all over the country who
were in kindergarten when the Warriors last made it into the
postseason. Since the Warriors last made the playoffs we had a
tech boom and then the bursting of the dot-com bubble (to wit,
the Dow Jones Industrial Average was around $3,600 in June 1994;
it is currently over $11,000). Google, a fixture of many
people’s lives today with a current market value of roughly $120
billion, was years from being founded. When the Warriors last
made the playoffs there was an unpopular president possibly
involved in criminal activity whose party held a majority in
Congress. Ok, not everything has changed.
I sympathize
with these fans and feel their pain and frustration. However, we
are adults and should be able to hold off on immediate
gratification for a much larger, infinitely more satisfying
reward. For the current Warriors, the playoffs would last a
week. A championship would last a lifetime. Lets not be the
Celtics of recent years, striving for .500 and the brink of the
playoffs, only to be swept aside if they happen to get there.
Let us aim to be the Celtics of the 80s, to win championships
and a seat at the table of immortality.
Would
getting Oden be a guarantee of championships? Of course not, but
recent history shows that when there is a seemingly surefire
franchise player in the draft, a player that every team in the
league is drooling over and would take without hesitation or so
much as a conversation with him, that player almost always turns
his new team into a contender. Looking at the last fifteen
years, there have been just four such players: Shaq, Chris
Webber, Tim Duncan, and LeBron James. It could be argued that
Allen Iverson belongs in that group, but there were some
questions about his size, durability, and character.
Interestingly, three of these franchise players were taken
between 1992 and 1997, and then there wasn’t another such player
until 2003, which may explain why a team (Detroit) lacking even
a single Hall of Fame player can win a championship and contend
for more.
In 1991, the
Orlando Magic were a second-year expansion team that had
experienced a 13 win improvement from their first year in the
league. The very next year, they took what seemed like a step
backwards by winning ten less games. But because they didn’t
stay in the mediocre purgatory of 30-something win totals and
dropped all the way to 21 wins, they had the second worst record
in the league and ended up with the first pick. They used that
pick on Shaquille O’Neal and three years later they were in the
NBA Finals.
In 1996, the
Spurs won 59 games, a fantastic win total but only fourth best
in the league that year. When David Robinson was injured the
following year, the Spurs went into full tank mode and finished
20-62, dropping their win total by a staggering 39. Lo and
behold, the Spurs got the number one pick in the draft and took
Tim Duncan. Two years later, the Spurs won their first ever NBA
championship. Duncan has led them to two more championships
since.
In 1992, Don
Nelson’s Golden State Warriors won 55 games. The next year the
team had some injury problem, incorporated a rookie (Sprewell)
who would soon be an All-Star, and wisely tanked the season.
They left the draft lottery with the third overall pick. Nelson
then parlayed that valuable commodity, which soon became Penny
Hardaway (as an aside, people forget just how good Penny was
before all his injuries), along with three future first round
picks into the number one overall pick, Chris Webber. The next
year, despite Tim Hardaway missing the entire season and Chris
Mullin missing a big chunk, the Warriors won 50 games and made
the playoffs. The situation was set up for a decade of
championship contention, but poor franchise leadership blew it
up. Still, the tank worked and the Warriors got their man, who
led them to the playoffs and if they had held on to him, to
title contention (to which Webber later led Sacramento).
Off course
merely tanking is no guarantee of landing the much ballyhooed
Oden. The team with worst record in the NBA only has a 25
percent chance at the number one pick, and there is the
possibility that Oden stays in school. But having a one in four
chance of landing Oden is better than having no chance of
getting him. Next year’s draft is a deep one, with the bumper
crop of prospects who were held out of this year’s draft due to
the new age limit coming in. In 2003, Denver also tanked for
James and only got the third pick, thus having to settle for
Carmelo Anthony. They are now a playoff regular and look to be a
contender in the near future. Miami also tanked that year, and
drafted Dwyane Wade fifth overall (on a related note, I’d like
to congratulate Chad Ford on his hyping of Majiec Lampe and his
prediction that Lampe would go fifth overall to Miami). In a
deep 2007 draft, picking anywhere in the top five gives a team a
good chance of landing a future All Star.
It should be
noted that tanking, like any other strategy, is not foolproof
and can blow up in a team’s face. In between Webber and Penny
Hardaway, Philadelphia drafted Shawn Bradley. After Shaq was
taken first (and Alonzo Mourning taken second), a 15 win
Minnesota team took uber-bust Christian Laettner (moral of the
story: never draft upper classmen from Duke). Losing also builds
a bad atmosphere within the organization, which can take years
to recover from (but if you’re the Warriors and haven’t seen the
plus side of .500 in over a decade, one more bad year can’t
possibly do much more damage). Despite all this, extreme failure
requires extreme action to counteract. The Warriors have to
fight failure with failure, to accept unlucky number thirteen in
order to get the lucky number one, and finally begin striving
for the same brass ring that every respectable professional
sports organization strives for: a championship.
So I call
upon the Warriors to summon the courage, foresight, and chutzpah
to put together one more atrocious season. No more meaningless
end of season winning streaks. No more playoff aspiration
facades. Don’t just fail to win, fail miserably and with flair,
fail to the brink of being investigated for tanking, fail to the
point where you assure yourself the worst record in the league
and the maximum chance of landing Oden that comes with it. But
do it with the pride that comes from knowing that you are losing
with purpose, with a vision for a better tomorrow, so that when
people tell you that you suck, you, much like the esteemed
George Costanza, can proudly reply, “I know!”
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